‘Yo, you down there, the footslave! Beg my pretty girlfriend to take off her boots, so that you can sniff her socks!’
‘Yes, master sir. At once, master sir!’
‘Oh pray, pretty mistress. It if pleases you, pretty mistress? Oh pray will you kindly remove your boots, so that I may sniff your socks, madam? If you would be so kind to a lowly bus-stop footservant, pretty madam?’
‘Ha! Ha! Go ahead, pathetic slave – sniff!
‘Ha! Ha! Sock-sniffing queer!’
‘Ha! Ha! Girls’ sock-sniffer!’